Reviews (156)Kyle is an amazing dude, he rescued me and my family out of a burning building back 1902, he managed to carry me, my wife, and my 14 children in his arms and dragged us all out in one go. If it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t be here today. He is a hero 🦸🏼♂️ I am 98% sure Kyle is running a cult, but the customer service is fantastic.
Last Tuesday at 3:00 AM, I woke up to a faint tapping on my bedroom window. I live on the fourth floor. I opened the blinds, and Kyle was floating outside, sitting cross-legged on a lawn chair suspended by exactly forty-two helium balloons.
He didn't say a word. He just stared at me, pointed at his watch, handed me a single raw potato through the screen, and floated away into the night sky.
I was terrified, but I wrote the date on the potato and put it on my counter.
Exactly three days later, a package arrived from him. Inside was my order, wrapped in so much bubble wrap it looked like a small mattress. But here is the kicker: instead of packing peanuts, the box was entirely filled with perfectly crispy, seasoned waffle fries that matched the exact weight of the potato.
The items are flawless. The fries were a bit cold but tasted great with honey mustard.
10/10. Will buy from the balloon man again. In 2022, I was accidentally drafted into a professional competitive eating tournament in underground Tokyo.
I was down to my last gyoza, losing consciousness, when Kyle suddenly appeared in the rafters. He didn't say a word—he just locked eyes with me and performed a series of high-speed tactical yoga poses that gave me the spiritual strength to finish the plate and win the golden trophy.
He then carried me three miles through a monsoon to safety, all while ensuring my Pokémon cards stayed in mint condition under his waterproof tactical vest.
When he dropped me off, he simply whispered, 'The heart of the cards is in the packaging,' and vanished into a cloud of bubble wrap. 11/10, his shipping speed is faster than my metabolism. Will definitely buy again. Boro has the vintage shadowless heat. 5 🌟 Dope show with cool host. 5 🌟 In 2013 I was the subject of a mass bullying campaign in my local hometown, the ridicule began to become too much to handle and I reached out to Kyle to tell him about it.
He offered to house me and helped rehabilitate me and my service animal back to full strength. I now enter the world with a plethora of confidence that was instilled from Kyle from his time serving in the Korean War.
Thank you for everything you did for me, I still have the rice patty hat you gave me the day I set off. 💙 In 2009 I met Kyle on a middle school field trip to our nations capital. I was trying to parallel park a Honda Civic and about to back directly into a diplomat’s motorcade, which definitely would have started an international incident and ended my life.
Kyle appeared out of thin air, guided me in with perfect hand signals, and whispered "you're good, chief." Fast forward to today, his packaging is just as precise as his spotter skills. Items arrived flawless and my backside was left with you dents. 10/10 will sniff again Awesome cards and awesome show, thank you so much!! Hope to buy from again! Thanks received exactly what was shown Kyle is the best and has a lot of great heat, slabs, singles, grails that you didn’t even realize existed he has it all.
Every card is clean and the shipping is A1 over here. Tap in and enjoy a great time Card arrived in AMAZING condition. Stream is 10/10. Small stream but big immaculate warm welcoming vibes. Ty! Appreciate the transparency Packaged great and would certainly buy from again Greta packaging. Cards came in great condition. Love this man with all my life! Words cant describe how wonderful he is. Great seller but a better friend! Fast shipping and well packaged. Great show and card selection. 100% recommend thank you for the givvy win. Items arrived in great condition, enjoy the stream as well!