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Meet Dinky Winky.253.2 pounds of something the government has repeatedly declined to comment on.There is no birth certificate. There is, however, an incident report.Nobody knows what Dinky does for a living. People have asked. They don’t ask twice.He owns three phones. None have contacts.Once, a helicopter passed overhead. Dinky checked his watch, muttered, “That’s early,” and left.He returned Tuesday.It was Saturday.He has a scar from “a boating thing.”There was no boat.His emergency contact is REDACTED.Officially, Dinky Winky does not exist.Unofficially?If you recognize him, no you don’t.
