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🚨 BUY A TREAT: CIRI 🚨 Government name: Cirilla Thrilla From Manila. Named after a Witcher character… or a questionable establishment outside a military base in Leavenworth, KS? You decide. Calling her “Ciri” may or may not activate every device in the house. Technology fears her. It is forr this very reason and the fact that she hates children, that I have repeatedly petitioned my hubs to rename her Winifred Sanderson 🧙‍♀️ Found roadside in Kansas City with her siblings and bottle-raised, she has since become a full-grown ✨diva✨. Notable behaviors: 🩰 Dances on hind legs to Dancing in the Moonlight 👶 Suspicious of children (chasing = cardio) ⚖️ Household peacekeeper—breaks up all 🐈‍⬛️ fights 🐶 Fully believes Houdini is her puppy 💼 Sponsor her treat fund to support her dancing career, security services, and tiny CEO lifestyle 🖤