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Birthday coming up? Need something special for Valentine's Day? Want to scare your kids into behaving because Santa is watching? or the Grinch?!? Need Shrek or the Donkey to tell your mother in law to mind her own business? Can Morgan Freeman read you a bedtime story?!? Want to hear a real man read a passage from your favorite smutty book?! This will get you a custom recording, of five minutes max, in whatever voice you would like, reading WHATEVER you want to hear me say! Additional time can be purchased by purchasing more of this listing! Your second purchase gets you ten minutes of time! Your third and beyond gets you one minute per dollar! When you purchase, message me what you would like to hear, as specific or as loose as you care, and then I'll begin working on it for you! You will be shipped a random sticker, unless you do local pickup, and then when the recording is done I will send it to you directly via email and/or text!