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Not just a keychain. Not just a vibe. This is a statement you carry everywhere you go. This double-sided, laser-engraved wooden keychain is for the folks who refuse to bow, refuse to be quiet, and definitely refuse to pretend everything is fine. One side calls it out loud and clear: “Village Idiot – We Don’t Bow.” The other? A not-so-subtle reminder: “Resisting Kings Since 1776.” 👀 Translation: You know exactly what’s going on—and you’re not playing along. This piece lives at the intersection of rage, humor, and rebellion—which means every time you grab your keys, you’re carrying a tiny protest with you. Clip it to your keys, your bag, your camera gear, your chaos—whatever you’re hauling through this timeline—and let it speak before you even say a word. Because resistance doesn’t always look like a march. Sometimes it looks like a perfectly petty keychain. ✨ Why it hits different 🔥 Double-sided design – two bold statements, one unapologetic message 🔥 Laser engraved + hand-painted deta