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🚨 SPONSOR A TREAT: MERLIN THE MAGICIFICENT MAGIC MAN 🚨 Rescued from an Arizona shelter after surviving a hoarder house (caged life + trash mazes), Merlin emerged not broken… just ✨enchanted✨—with a unique walk to prove it. Oldest of the crew and fully committed to comfort-only living, Merlin believes: If it’s soft, it’s his. Immediately. 🛋️ Couch? Claimed 🛏️ Your spot? Also claimed 👤 Personal space? Absolutely not He is your shadow. Your follower. Your… skin-walker (aspiring). Where you go, he goes. Closer than necessary. Always. Notable traits: 👅 Tongue permanently out 🧍‍♂️ Refuses to sit on the floor 👀 Constant emotional surveillance 💼 Sponsor his mission to secure snacks, claim all soft surfaces, and continue his journey toward becoming one with his human 🖤