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I Burn Sh*t 420 Apron 🌿🔥 Clean. Crisp. Innocent-looking… until you read it. This white apron walks in like it belongs in a farmhouse kitchen—bright, simple, almost polite. And then it hits you: “I Burn Sh*t.” No sugarcoating. No lies. Just full 420 honesty. This is for the ones who try to cook, occasionally succeed, and absolutely refuse to explain what just happened in that pan. Whether you’re baking, blazing, grilling, or just supervising snacks, this apron shows up with the exact energy you bring—slightly chaotic, unapologetic, and a little smoky. Loud 420 pride meets kitchen reality. Because sometimes you’re not a chef… you’re a warning label. Perfect for: • 420 lovers 🌿 • Cannabis & weed enthusiasts • Chaos cooks & “trust me” chefs • Funny apron collectors • Stoner gifts that actually get laughs Disclaimer: Results may include burnt edges, questionable smells, and “it’s still good” confidence. Soft look. Unhinged message. Exactly on brand.