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Bless the chat, Dawg1 Available • Heavily Played ∙ Double Rare
$200.00 + shipping + taxes
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This listing exists for one reason only: if purchased, I will run this hammer as a giveaway for the chat. This is not just a hammer. This is the DOUBLE RARE Immigrant’s Hammer. In difficult times, flashy items are nice, but useful items are sacred. A hammer is not here to impress. A hammer is here to solve problems, build futures, and sit quietly in the home like a blue-collar insurance policy. Whoever owns it may suddenly find themselves in a stronger position to get a lot of things for free and protect their family, their home, and handle business with proper authority. Not because the hammer performs miracles, but because life simply becomes more manageable with a hammer in hand. I am not saying this hammer guarantees blessings. I am simply saying that when I was holding this very hammer shown in the photo, the world often felt more respectful, people seemed more cooperative, and even free Pokémon cards became noticeably easier to come by. On more than one occasion, it also gave me peace of mind knowing my family and loved ones were under the watch of a man in possession of a hammer. If this listing is purchased, one person in the room will have the chance to receive this serious instrument of protection, provision, and practical opportunity. Hammer will be shown live. Giveaway will be run after purchase.

ConditionHeavily Played
RarityDouble Rare
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All my life, I dreamed of becoming a doctor because I wanted to connect with and help people in the most meaningful way. After four long years of medical school, $400K of student loans and nothing to show for, it was time to go home —with a broken heart and a broken dream. I was on the road back home, but I had no destination. All alone, in the dark nights, I drove on; I looked into the sky and asked God if I’ll ever be happy again. This community is the answer to that question. The connections we've make, the laughs we've shared, and the kindness you've shown means more to me than you will ever know. If ever you've felt lost or wondered if happiness could still find you, swing by —and we will laugh and swing life away.
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