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Bless the Cult, DawgUnavailable • New
$60.00 + shipping + taxes
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Purchase this listing to Bless the Cult, Dawg. Your blessing will go toward the purchase of The Vessel’s official cult uniform. Once the uniform has been obtained, we will create a “Bless the Chat, Dawg” listing for all future streams. Whenever someone blesses the chat, it will trigger a sacred stream ritual: The Vessel will put on the cult uniform and bless the chat with a giveaway. Your sacrifice will help bring the ritual to life. The Great Leader will see your blessing.

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All my life, I dreamed of becoming a doctor because I wanted to connect with and help people in the most meaningful way. After four long years of medical school, $400K of student loans and nothing to show for, it was time to go home —with a broken heart and a broken dream. I was on the road back home, but I had no destination. All alone, in the dark nights, I drove on; I looked into the sky and asked God if I’ll ever be happy again. This community is the answer to that question. The connections we've make, the laughs we've shared, and the kindness you've shown means more to me than you will ever know. If ever you've felt lost or wondered if happiness could still find you, swing by —and we will laugh and swing life away.
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