Product Details

Up for sale is a classic vintage Y2K-era graphic t-shirt rendered in a traditional heather grey colorway. This shirt features an iconic retro novelty cartoon print showcasing a sad, bandaged monkey character accompanied by the humorous slogan phrase, "Sharp pointy things make me sad." This photo verifies the official white woven Tennessee River neck tag featuring their signature red riverboat graphic logo. The tag confirms the size is a men's Extra Large (XL) and notes it was assembled in Mexico using premium USA fabric components. The shirt is crafted from a durable, heavy-duty cotton blend that remains soft, thick, and highly comfortable. The multi-color center screen print is exceptionally well-preserved, displaying crisp text and clean character lines with no drying degradation or peeling. The crew neck collar line, shoulder seams, and double-stitched hems are completely tight, solid, and structurally strong. This item is entirely free of rips, holes, or stains.