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Look, I usually handle tens of thousands of sports cards a week, but today we are pivoting hard into high-stakes, international geopolitical bathroom decor. Up for grabs is a certified, authentic Russian Nesting Doll featuring none other than a tactical, fur-lined, aviator-wearing Vladimir Putin. Why does this exist? Well, full disclosure—and no judgment, she is genuinely a sweet lady—but this was an actual, literal gift from my ex-mother-in-law. Now that Putin has seriously fallen out of favor, this thing has definitely grown in value as a bizarre, ultra-niche, and rare piece of history. THE QUICK DETAILS: The Vibe: Unsettlingly cinematic. He looks like he’s about to drop a synth-wave album or judge you while you brush your teeth. The Set: It's a full 5-layer setup, scaling down to tiny, increasingly intense versions of him. Uses: Pop it on the back of the toilet to confuse house guests, guard the extra TP, or hide jewelry?