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🧂🍘 THE CRACKER OF DESTINY™ 🍘🧂 18" x 18"2 Available • New without box
$14.00 + shipping + taxes
thelovemonkey69
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A legendary relic from the Monkey Kingdom. At first glance, it's just a giant saltine cracker. But true believers know it possesses incredible powers: ✨ +5 Snack Luck ✨ +10 Comfort ✨ +50 Grandma Energy ✨ Immunity to soup spills (results not guaranteed) Whether displayed proudly on your couch, your gaming chair, or your throne, this massive cracker is guaranteed to become a conversation piece. Rarity: 🟠 Mythic Snack Artifact Condition: Crispy. Calories: Zero. Crumbs: None. This is just for the cover you will need to purchase an 18x18 pillow

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Just a guy who loves magical cardboard and entertaining! I enjoy helping others in life and I'm a man of my word (something that is hard to find anymore these days). If you have a question just ask. Cheers!
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