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Don't Worry, She Won This - Plant Lady Alibi Kit100 Available
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She Won This - The Plant Lady Alibi Kit Look, we've all done the math in the driveway before he does. Another box on the porch, another "what'd you spend now" waiting to happen. Not today. Not on my watch! This little kit does the talking for you! We stick the sticker on the outside of the box in case your partner sees it before you do, and tuck the gift receipt inside where it counts - itemized, official-looking, and totaling a big fat $0.00. Paid in full, by winning. Bragging rights? Free. "It was a giveaway, babe". Also free. Self control? Never heard of her. Comes with one weatherproof box sticker and one gift receipt. Nobody's relationship has ever been ruined by a plant that was technically free. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-0KmB9iqXFBjhD09dKLrefivixS4fF81nRxqJEt7t1g/edit?usp=drivesdk Shipping combines! Boxes close Sunday at 8:00 PM CST. Photos are description only. Sellers Choice. Buyers choice/pics of individual plants available during our lives.📦 We ship Mondays on...

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A laid back space for tissue cultures, rural life, adult beverages, and no drama. No nonsense approach to shipping live plants, please read the show notes so no one gets their feelings hurt.
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