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Bless the Chat—And Repent, Dawg5 Available
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One giveaway shall be held during an anointed show, under the blessing of our great leader, YoMommaBoy, as a solemn offering toward the atonement of your original sin:For you came into this world crying and screaming… while resting securely in your tiny hand was a spoon made of silver.Bless the Chat—And Repent, Dawg.Those who Bless the Chat—And Repent, Dawg shall receive the official collectible card from YoMommaBoy Ministries. It shall serve as evidence that you have acknowledged the blessed life you have lived and taken the first necessary step toward redemption.Present this card in participating hoods and ghettos near you, and you shall no longer be looked upon through eyes of envy and jealousy. For you shall not be judged by the color of your spoon, but by the number of silver-spoon peers within your gated community to whom you have spread the Good News:That they, too, may Bless the Chat—And Repent, Dawg

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All my life, I dreamed of becoming a doctor because I wanted to connect with and help people in the most meaningful way. After four long years of medical school, $400K of student loans and nothing to show for, it was time to go home —with a broken heart and a broken dream. I was on the road back home, but I had no destination. All alone, in the dark nights, I drove on; I looked into the sky and asked God if I’ll ever be happy again. This community is the answer to that question. The connections we've make, the laughs we've shared, and the kindness you've shown means more to me than you will ever know. If ever you've felt lost or wondered if happiness could still find you, swing by —and we will laugh and swing life away.
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