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Up for grabs is this ABSOLUTELY BEAT TO SHIT 1st Edition MRD Time Wizard. This poor guy has clearly been activating Time Magic every turn just to hold himself together. Perfect for: * 🗑️ Waste management professionals * ♻️ Recycling enthusiasts * 👶 Parents looking for an educational example of why children shouldn’t receive expensive trading cards * 💀 Anyone who enjoys cards with more lore than surface area The front still has enough shine to remind you of what once was… the back, however, looks like it survived the Battle City finals, a washing machine, and a house fire. Features include: ✨ Authentic 1st Edition stamp ✨ Vintage MRD nostalgia ✨ Enough edge wear to identify by touch alone ✨ Already pre-damaged, so you never have to worry about playing it A purchase here would honestly surprise me… …and it’ll probably surprise you when you wake up the next morning wondering what possessed you. No lowballs - I know what I have 😜😜