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Assholes live forever, brings you another banger with their fanny pack/belt bag depending how secure you are yourself. It’s got a front pocket to put stuff in. Then it’s got another Main pocket to put more stuff in. I have an iPhone 17 pro Max and it fits in just perfectly! There’s also another pocket in the Main pocket, in which if you are lucky you might get a Milka bar or another fun prize! So pony up your money, and buy stuff for your stuff IYKYK! These products are not for everybody and do not represent Whatnot on any level. This is a parody brand to be a little bit unpolitically correct, in these trying times. So if you’re one of the lucky states where it’s all good and Legal by all means purchase away! If you don’t buy stuff well… THIS GEAR IS NOT FOR EVERYBODY! SERIOUSLY!