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Know someone who is always the victim? Or maybe you proudly hold that title yourself. 😂 Presenting the official VICTIM CARD — for those moments when the world is clearly against you and everyone needs to know about it. Featuring: * 😩 Frequent Complainer * 🏆 Unlimited Rewards * ⭐ VIP Status * 💳 Gold Member Perfect as a hilarious gag gift for your bestie, spouse, coworker, sibling—or that one person who can turn anything into a personal attack. 😂 Keep it in your wallet and dramatically whip it out whenever you’re feeling personally victimized. ✨ Durable 3D-printed card ✨ Credit-card style/size ✨ Lightweight & easy to carry ✨ Makes a hilarious stocking stuffer, gag gift, or add-on gift Disclaimer: Victim status may be revoked if you suddenly accept responsibility. 😂