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This isn't that flimsy 0.5mm soft protector from Amazon. This is a TANK. 8mm museum-grade acrylic, magnetic lid, diamond polished edges. The kind of armor you put a GRAIL in. And we did it A CHRISTMAS STORY style! We left the FRONT CRYSTAL CLEAR so your Pop shines, and went CRAZY on the rest: 🐰 BACK: Ralphie in the PINK NIGHTMARE bunny suit coming down the stairs. Mom made it, Aunt Clara made it. It's ICONIC. WRAPS AROUND AND CONNECTS TO SIDE 1. 👨‍👩‍👦 SIDE 1: The Old Man & Mom in the living room staring at Ralphie like "my son looks like a deranged Easter Bunny" 👓 SIDE 2: That close-up Ralphie face - glasses fogged, pure regret. You KNOW the look. 💡 LID / TOP: The LEG LAMP - FRA-GEE-LAY! Must be Italian! - with "Oh Fudge!" etched underneath.