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Are you going somewhere but have absolutely no idea where you’re going? Is someone else behind the wheel of your wonky life? Do you have a burning question, a life dilemma, or a fork in the road in need of direction? Are you in need of sage advice from a complete stranger who will absolutely give you a blunt, straight (no chaser) assessment of your issue? Great. You’re in the right place. You may submit an inquiry of your choosing with a brief background and I will provide you a brief CamKo assessment of your dilemma. The assessment will NOT be free of snark, judgement, or confusion. If you are in need of a rational assessment, please state “rational only” in your inquiry. Inquiries may be submitted via direct message or email. Assessments will be provided via messenger or email. You are requesting the assessment at your own risk. No complaints allowed. This is all in fun unless a rational assessment is requested. Even then, no complaints. Please and thank you. 💜