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This isn’t just wood glue — it’s official Duck Tape & Dad Jokes merch, signed by me, Matthew Hardy. $135 covers the glue, my signature, the memories, and shipping — even if you’re in Canada or some far-off land. This isn’t a tip jar, it’s a keepsake for fans who had a blast with me and want a ridiculous, but heartfelt, souvenir. Plus, you can actually use the glue if you want. Thanks for supporting fun, comedy, and honest dad-level nonsense!