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Mike Stephens 
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I'm a golfer, but I typically slice my entire paycheck on knives like a degenerate with a titanium fetish. I'm not just 'into' knives. I'm a full-blown, certifiable knife gremlin. I sit in my dark room at 2 a.m. flicking metal between my fingers like a crackhead who discovered ASMR and lost all grip on reality. If it has a smooth action, good detent, or that buttery shwing sound, my brain turns off and my wallet starts screaming for mercy. And yes... I secretly bid swipe with my pinky on the Whatnot app like a delusional knife kingpin, pretending I'm some mafia boss making power moves.
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