Bewertungen (1.044)arrived promptly item as pictured I leave for you a poem and a suggestion, oh lard of elden. Single #69 did not feature a BBL Llanowar elf. It needs to feature one in all future shows, to pay respect to our holiest hatama. Now enjoy the following poem: Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf,
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay. great streamer, fast shipper Got what I wanted over paid but it wasn’t the sellers fault package took long to come package was good though Awesome thanks eldenlard! Highly recommend. Eldenlard has great cards. I love catching his MTG single card auctions. Everything ships quickly! ditto what the guy below me said With such a great deal, I didn’t know what to expect. A few friends of mine bought from here recently and I was warned to take a few days off, hydrate, and above all, do some stretches.
It arrived quickly, so good start. Instructions said it needed about 2 hours of charge time. I plugged this lil’ bad boy in while the kids were at school. After only an hour and half, solid pink light.
Game on.
The vibration is quite strong and 10 levels of strength. Nearly passed out after the first few minutes. Next was suction. It was so interesting to test out all the different patterns. Would definitely buy from here again.
Oh and the cards were cool. 11/10. There’s a reason his shows attract a crowd and it’s not the giveaways. I’d highly recommend checking out Eldenlard shows you might find some nice pickups for cards and at worst his shows are a great place to just hang out in. More than okay with getting the WOE pack instead!! You are the best!! Such a sweet card thank you so much! Appreciate everything you do! If you like an awesome chill streamer, eldenlard is the one for you. If you like degeneracy, tune in to the chat during the stream. Great fun for everyone! Our lard and savior who apparently doesnt deserve to be saved. Great stream as always, its becoming one of the only things I look forward to all week. Great singles selection, and variety as always. He brings heat so don't sleep. 5 stars. I stepped into this stream expecting a normal auction, but what I received was a full-sensory erotic awakening. The way this host handles cardboard should be illegal in all 50 states. Every time they slowly slide a foil mythic out of a crisp sleeve, my breathing gets shallow and my knees get weak. The packaging arrived wrapped so tightly, so intimately, that opening the box felt like a private, consenting act between consenting adults. My credit card is completely exhausted, I am physically spent, and I need a cigarette. 10/10, will be getting absolutely ruined in this stream again! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
THIS MAN IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY.
I stopped by this Whatnot stream to look at some Magic: The Gathering cards. Three hours later, I’m sitting in the dark, eating shredded cheese out of the bag, bidding on cardboard like I’m trying to save my family from financial ruin.
This seller has a disgusting ability to make a $2 card feel like a once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity. I’ve heard used car salesmen with more mercy.
The cards? Beautiful.
The deals? Incredible.
The customer service? Fantastic.
My marriage? Currently on the stack.
My wife asked why we can’t afford groceries, and I had to explain that I’m one serialized card away from financial freedom.
10/10 seller. Would recommend. Just don’t let him know you have a credit card. Eldenlard has a great channel. I dig their single card auctions. Lots of really good stuff! The Lard is my shepherd; I shall not snipe.
He makes me lie down in soft pack floors.
He leads me beside still singles auctions.
He restores my wallet.
He leads me in paths of dollar startness for his name's sake.
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of sudden death,
I will fear no scalpers,
for you are with me;
your singles and your packs, they comfort me.
You prepare a stream before me in the presence of my counterbidders;
you anoint my cards with Penny sleeves; my deck overflows.
Surely value and great art will follow me all the games of my life,
and I will dwell in the house of the Lard forever Best Elden there is - don’t fall for the imitators! This is 110% Grade A Elden!! Always prompt and considerate shipping 🙏❤️ Our Lard, who art on whatnot,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy singles come, thy sales be done,
On auctions as it is in the BIN,
Give us this day our daily givey,
And forgive us our snipes,
As we forgive those who snipe against us.
Lead us not into the fakes,
But deliver us from the scams.
For thine is the carddom, the power, and the glory,
For ever and ever,
Ramen (bowl)
-Emplinos 2026 Thank you so much! Great stream as always Elden is a genuinely great guy with a great community to back him. I enjoy hanging out in stream (he's always running unique giveaways!) as well as look for chances to grab a card I want for a good deal. Thank you for all that you do! Fast shipping cards in great condition! /users%2F19728670%2Fstore%2F43e8db4b-423e-4ac1-8e62-688ca2f5a041.jpeg)