Évaluations (709)Never having done it before, Nick chatted with me beforehand and warned me of the risks and benefits. At first, it was a little painful, but Nick was patient and reassuring. The package I received was much bigger than expected, a fitting testament to the man giving it to me. As we progressed things got a little easier and I really started to enjoy it. The conclusion was a huge shock, but I’d definitely consider it a VERY happy ending. Thanks for a great time at my first box break Nick! Where oh where do I begin, he lures you in like a lotus flower clouding your judgement. Once you partake you can never leave, he keeps you there chained and held in his basement buying and buying and buying into break after break after break. Help me I am trapped
10/10 Great brake. Thanks for the fast shipping. Thanks for the cards appreciate ya Nice chill morning breaks 🥰 thank you Nick for my case hit kopitars! I don’t even know how to review Nick anymore because calling this a “service” feels dishonest. This was a deeply personal experience.
Nick looked at me with those eyes and suddenly I forgot why I was there. The professionalism disappeared, my knees got weak, and I started wondering if “customer satisfaction” was actually a legally binding relationship status.
The service was immaculate. The attention was intimate. The chemistry was deeply concerning. At one point I swear Nick smiled at me and I heard wedding bells.
I came as a customer.
I left as a man questioning everything he thought he knew about himself.
Nick, I need you to understand that you cannot provide service this good and then expect me to simply walk away like nothing happened. I have developed feelings. REAL, CONFUSING, MAN-LOVING FEELINGS.
Management needs to investigate immediately because I believe Nick has violated several workplace policies, including but not limited to:
* Excessive handsomeness
* Unprofessional Guys always pulling me fire. Fast shipping and fun rips. He promised me a croissant and delivered 10/10 table shot works before the umbrella!!! perfect!!! thanku!!!!!! best 6}{ i ever spent thank you for my kings 🫡🫡🫡 sometimes when im scared nick makes it all better with the blumpkin bump. me couch toda loom pop wizzzzzzz bluurrrrrr rrriiiiupppppp ladderclaw. bumschwipped!!!! Nick knows whats up. hope that cream worked for u as it did me, your burning sensation should he gone in a couple hours. Great stream! Had a blast! Your lucky hands got me some good cards! I’ll be back! A+ Skunked in his break so he sent me feet pics, 10/10 would recommend. You may want to get your left big toe checked out though! Nick shipped my cards perfectly inside a banana, not sure how it got approved by usps but it was a sweet treat when it arrived He took a lil nibble out of all my cards perfectly to my pleasing He send me Cheetos in my package instead of my cards, can’t complain best Cheetos I’ve ever eaten