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Warum mögen kleine Leute keine Überraschungspartys?
Weil sie schon genug Überraschungen erleben, wenn sie versuchen, irgendwo oben dranzukommen. You want sum? HURRY UP!🫵🏾🔫 Yo if I catch one more goona talking sweet about toes again; I’m putting belt to ahhh Shout out to V for holding it down<3 Fun facts:
Dutch pink is a shade of yellow.
Platypuses sweat milk.
The Pope can't be an organ donor.
Bees can fly higher than Mount Everest.
Animals can also be allergic to humans.
Hasbro has trademarked the scent of Play-Doh.
Honey never goes bad.
Thank you for your time- Corndog "If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Bin Laden, Hitler, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice." Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. 🤓🤓 "God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex." 🦖 Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards, one blow from cavin' in?
Do you ever feel already buried deep?
Six feet under screams, but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you?
'Cause there's a spark in you
You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July
'Cause baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot across the sky
Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe You don't have to feel like a waste of space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow
Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow
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