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Meet Dinky Winky. 250.67 pounds of “we’re going to need everyone in this room to sign an NDA.”Scientists call him an anomaly. The government calls him a clerical error. His neighbors just call him “sir.”Dinky has never been arrested. He has been released, which is apparently different.His passport has no photo. Just a warning.He carries a key that fits nothing he owns.Someone asked what it opens.“Eventually.”His FBI file is 600 pages.Page 1 says “DO NOT ENGAGE.”The other 599 explain why.Dinky doesn’t have security clearance.Security has Dinky clearance.Officially, he’s a private citizen.Unofficially?You were never supposed to know his name.