Reviews (2,975)Not only does he pull nukes, but this stream comes with bottomless breadsticks and free refills. He has 6 stars on yelp which isn’t even possible. Religious leaders come to him for advice. He’s LeBron James’ personal fitness coach and the economic advisor to every billionaire in the world. He doesn’t always drink, but when he does it’s obviously Dos Equis. He’s the number one pick on everyone’s draft board and the last man standing on every season of the bachelorette. He invented magic and has successfully protected multiple species personally until they were no longer listed as critically endangered. He’s what Nicolas cage was looking for in that one movie about finding treasures. He’ll speak at his own funeral. I miss him everyday. I long for his caress. I’m half the man I am when he’s not live. He’s the Clint Eastwood of whatnot streaming. He is altered royalty Such a legend!!!! Stream is always an amazing time!!! Amazing stream! Super friendly breaker and mods! Took very good care of my hit! HIGHLY recommend! I had the highest bid in his stream. I thought it would be a free team or player or something. Nope. Way better. This guy flew to my house and took me to prom. It was a really beautiful experience for me. Not every streamer cares, but altered royalty rips really does. My parents weren’t stoked about it, but whatever, I’m sick of them being like “you can’t bring over random men you met on the internet.” It’s happened like 4 times not a big deal. How many times they gonna ground me from tik tok till they realize I got a burner phone. This guy is really the goat. Even if you skunk he sends you cards. Give him a shot! Thank
You for an amazing card buying experience!!! Great guy, great show, loads of fun. Thank you very much! In the works of the great Shakespeare, "When the lucious package from Alt doth come, all heavens rejoice and I shaketh my bum". Appreciate you brother🔥🔥🔥 Long time breaker 5 days a week. He’s good!! Always a good time and good vibes. Thank you Absolutely amazing! Some of the best value on the app! RIZZO FOR THE WIN!!!! LET'S GO ALT The Feet pics were IMPECCABLE!!🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍 Twas April 2026, I had just finished my 4am cycle of rounding up neighborhood catalytic converters when I stumbled upon this Gem. I was immediately modded, which was a pleasant surprise because after watching the same stream for 10 years straight, I was never modded and I was the one packing orders for it cause it was my dad’s boyfriend’s stream. I didn’t know know how rewarding it could be to be a mod. It was the proudest and happiest moment of my life, no other experience could ever compare, I can’t stop telling the story to my 8 kids. Sure, I may be a degen that’s been on probation for 27 years, and yes I may have a problem with huffing glue and avoiding multiple loan sharks at the moment but I’m a mod for the most popular stream that his bayou hovel in Louisiana has ever seen. I feel so free and limitless. The world has opened up to me and I am one with the universe. If you’re reading this, please send me money for commissary. I’m locked up again. Still got the prison wallet iPad<3 Before altered, I was drinking bleach behind the local subway. I was 200 pounds over weight. But he inspired me to drink diet bleach, and it almost burns just as good. Thanks for doing that. I heart you. I used to look in the mirror, and not know who was staring back at me. My wife had just taken the kids and moved to Australia because she was really into the Steve Irwin show. I was just let go from my job as an uber driver. They said because my car was being pulled by stray dogs and didn’t “run” it didn’t meet their impossibly rigorous standards. I was but a ruined man. It was until I met Alt, he became the brother I never knew (seriously it turns out his dad was actually my mom). He held my hair back, when I was sick getting clean from cattle tranqs and spray paint. He pushed me to be what I am today. THE PREMIER 2ND WORST SHOW ON WHATNOT. To everyone who said I couldn’t do it, you were right. ILY Altered. /users%2F510662%2Fstore%2Ffefc8e91-c607-4e93-ab05-f71e72bf4063.jpeg)