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britannica_obscura
Britannica Obscura  
4.9 (156 Reviews)
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634 Sold
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I'm baaaaack after the compression fracture!!SURPRISE! I'm Britannica, like the encyclopedia... because I'm a know it all. I wanted to be called the Cockeyed Bandit, but Whatnot said absolutely not. I'm running surprise sets on here until my custom inventory crawls into existence. I am a funeral director and a former probation officer, zoo keeper (Sir...SIr? SIR! DON'T TOUCH THE PENGUINS!!!), bartender, and roulette dealer... so I have done EVERYTHING... and I worked hard to retired at 40 and I'm currently taking care of rescue ducks/chickens/rabbits on my tiny little farm here in Missouri. HELP ME REACH 1,000 SALES! I can do tarot readings (in the shop) or you can just stop into one of my surprise set shows and rob me blind!
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