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Medical assistant by profession, menace to society by personality. Mother of three boys who are being raised on love, sarcasm, and the constant threat of “don’t make me act up in public.” coolest most amazing Wife of the luckiest man alive (peer-reviewed, self-certified, legally binding in my mind).rides motorcycles like I’m escaping responsibilities, designs unhinged T-shirts that should probably come with a warning label, and reads smut like it’s a competitive sport. If there’s a bad decision to be made, I’m already five steps ahead with snacks and a backup plan.Fluent in sarcasm, dark humor, and saying exactly what everyone else is too scared to say. Equal parts “I love people” and “please disappear immediately.”
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