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imnotthefather
NotHarryPotter 
This is most certainly not Harry Potter. I am def not err... Harry is most certainly not the father. I Swear on Hagr... err he .. yes he would most certainly swear on Hagrid that I .. uh .. he .. did not take that stone and he is most certain he is not the father since he was out with Ginny that night .. ya know what .. that's right Ronald .. I banged Ginny that night .. there's no way you're skipping on me after you put me through a tree getting to school .. remember that time?? I'm cashing in Ron .. tell your mom I said hello though.. see you when we pick the kids up from school end of year and bring me that mushroom thing I'm going to give it to Hermione since she's always tripping .. sorry about Ginny .. well I'm not, well alright then
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