Reviews (659)They call him John "The Wattfather." The old boss of German electricity himself. Legend has it every auction in town needs his approval before the lights come on.
Everyone who joins and is greeted by a funny custom video ask the same question. "Watts the deal?" Then the low start auctions land in your lap, and suddenly you're explaining another package to your to postal lady who only speaks German. The Wattfather runs every show at full wattage. No dim moments, no blown fuses. Just games, laughs, and German girls that keep the chat buzzing. Every few minutes someone asks, "Watts happening?!" Usually after another unbelievable deal disappears in German seconds. Just when you think the current has settled, the Wattfather grins, reaches under the desk, pulls out a German pack of cigarettes and quietly asks... "Watts next?" Nobody knows. But the smart ones stay to find out. 🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭 HOLIDAY WAS HERE🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭 HOLIDAY WAS HERE, I seen him 👀 10/10 SELLER, make this man's profile your default homepage. Super generous. I can see why Dorothy wanted to go home so badly. John is the best!!! Five hundred stars! Great deals and super entertaining! Immaculately packed and the fastest shipping ever! great games from a great guy. I appreciate you my brother Always has amazing shows! I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come They got some crazy little women there, and I'm gonna get me one
I'm gonna be stand on the corner, Twelfth Street and Vine
With my Kansas City baby and a bottle of Kansas City wine
Well, I might take a train, I might take the plane But, if I have to walk, I'm goin' just the same I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come They got some crazy little women there, and I'm gonna get me one 🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖👀🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖🎭⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖👀🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖🎭⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖👀🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖🎭⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖👀🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖🎭⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖👀🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖🎭⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖👀🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖🎭⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖👀🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖🎭⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️🍖⛲️ Excellent show, excellent seller. Thanks so much! Legend says John Watts didn’t invent electricity in a lab. Nah the man discovered wattage after snowboarding down a ski slope fueled entirely by gas station refried beans and bad decisions. Witnesses say he launched off a ramp, and yelled “Ich mag junge deutsche Mädchen.,” and spun a perfect 1080 so violently that friction ripped open a tiny portal to pure energy itself. Bald birds exploded into feathers, Feathers exploded into My Pillow commercials and stubborn goats became less stubborn. When John landed, sparks shot from his snowboots and lit up an entire town for 87 weeks. Scientists asked him how he did it, but all he said was, “Bro… dads speed bag.” That became the foundation of modern wattage. Every light bulb, air fryer, and Gamecast console since then has secretly run on leftover 1080 energy. HOLIDAY 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 👀😁🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 👀😁🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 👀😁🎭🎭 10/10 always an amazing experience with Watts! tysm! The diamond in the rough of Whatnot. 10/10 in presentation. The games are perfect. I did expect more pet and smoke smell, but I'll take it! We need more John Watts on Whatnot. 🖖 disc could've use a bit resurfacing but overall still a decent purchase 👍 John is a great seller! Fantastic deals, shows are super fun, and John is super generous and packs super well and ships super fast. Super duper. Always appreciate the amazing John Watts. one of the best streamers and been looking for this game and happy to get it now Everything went well, packaged well too. Happy with my purchase. Best shows on whatnot!!!! So I joined this High Wattage stream for a good deal, and the cool visuals that he is known for on whatnot, maybe even the whole world? Ended up leaving with 2 games, spicy 🐔 and 🫘s. Who knew Mr. Wattentree had mastered the arts of cheap homemade eats along with a Yoda esk degree in the visual arts. He shipped my items fast, sure but that food recommendation? Life-changing. Yes, I now will go by the pronoun yummy. I came for the games, and left questioning my loyalty to my wifes cooking. The way that meal hit, I almost forgot I was holding at bat and had no pants on in work breakroom. 10/10 seller, 12/10 taste buds satisfaction. /users%2F6094622%2Fstore%2Ff7a63246-9ae8-40a3-8b17-fc5efd0c4749.jpeg)