Reviews (143)I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise. I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given. My dad hears me and calls me a silly goose. He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek. I called him a meanie head. He slaps me and sends me to my room. I am crying now, because my face hurts. I go into my bed and it is very cold. I feel a warmth moving towards me. I fell something touch me. It’s Shrek! I am so happy! he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my smile for Shrek. He gives me a big tight hug. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my ears with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through the window.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life! No! Everyone will tell you to let it go and move on, but don't! Instead, let it fester and boil inside of you! Take these feelings and lock them away. Let them fuel your actions. Let hate be your ally, and you will be capable of wonderful, horrid things. Heed my words, Goob: don't let it go. What do chinchillas do in summer?
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