Reviews (1,455)A Garbage Pail Kids card featuring Patrick Mahomes and Kermit the Frog.
At last, American civilization has reached its inevitable conclusion.
A multimillionaire quarterback and a green amphibian puppet, united upon a small piece of cardboard as though some deranged genetic experiment has escaped the laboratory.
Mahomes possesses extraordinary athletic ability. Kermit possesses a hand inside his body. Both have spent their lives performing for millions who scream at them through television screens.
The similarities are disturbing.
The card is magnificent. A grotesque little monument to celebrity, absurdity, and the slow collapse of human dignity.
Someday football will cease to exist. The stadiums will crumble. The Muppets will be forgotten. Archaeologists will uncover this card and conclude that a frog once ruled Kansas City.
Perhaps he did.
Perhaps he still does.
The frog knows.
The frog has always known.
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