Reviews (543)Such a nice card!! Thank you so much and shipping was so fast! Home to Mother, dearest mother I write this, hand heavy with dis pair as a single scented candle flickers.
We have utterly vanquished the British, but our greatest triumph was surviving the pure glory of Matty Ryan’s Whatnot stream. I write to thee from the campfires of freedom, my purse entirely empty but my spirit soaring to the heavens. When our front lines wavered and the bids ran low, General Matty mounted his steed and charged straight into the chat with absolute madness.
He tossed magnificent deals into our muddy trenches like hand grenades of pure joy. I did swipe the bid bar so violently that my thumb requires immediate medical leave, yet I feel no pain—only the sweet taste of victory.
The bounty arrived at camp wrapped in enough heavy-duty bubble wrap to deflect a redcoat cannonball. The items are spectacular. Tell Father that Matty has single-handedly funded the revolution with his unbridled spirit and epic loot.
Your victorious, bankrupt son,
Kabuto Warrior
Always a pleasure stopping by your streams. Raichu reverse from rising rivals is sickkk. Thanks Matt I appreciate you! One of the OG goats! Amazing cards! I am 100% convinced Matty Ryan is just a sentient glitched NPC from a broken video game, because his shipping logistics completely shatter the space-time continuum.
Yesterday at 3:15 AM, my bathroom toilet began aggressively flushing itself in Morse code. I walked in, and a guy dressed as a medieval blacksmith stepped out of my shower stall. He didn't speak. He just made intense, unblinking eye contact, handed me a single piece of frozen garlic bread, and did a perfect backflip directly into the toilet bowl, vanishing instantly with a loud cartoon popping sound.
I was deeply traumatized, but I noticed a string tied to the garlic bread leading directly into my sink drain. I pulled it, and up came my Whatnot package, perfectly dry, pristine, and wrapped in enough heavy-duty bubble wrap to survive a nuclear detonation.
10/10. Flawless items. My plumbing is permanently destroyed, but the hype is undeniably elite. Will buy from the porcelain wizard again. Might be top tier individual, great packing fast shipping. Great streamer works with you and has fun doing what he does Fire cards, great service, and overall good vibes. W Matt Ryan with the deals. Thank you!! Super fast shipping and awesome card! Perfect as always. Thank you, Mattyvoir!! Dearest Mother,
A miracle on the frontlines! I write to you from the muddy trenches, having narrowly escaped the jaws of death, all thanks to a noble merchant named Mattyryann.
The British forces had us entirely surrounded, their muskets aimed directly at my chest. All hope seemed lost until Matty initiated a tactical distraction via the Whatnot marketplace. With immense bravery, he leaped onto a milk crate, frantically shook a rare piece of cardboard at the Redcoats, and bellowed, "Chat, are we sleeping on this?!"
The enemy completely lost their military focus. As Matty flashed a red countdown timer, British panic gripped their souls. The soldiers dropped their bayonets and scrambled for their coin purses to engage the "Swipe to Bid" lever. In the absolute chaos, I bought a mystery crate from Matty that contained a vintage 1776 helmet. It immediately deflected a stray British bullet, saving my life!
Matty is a hero, Ma. 5 out of 5 stars.
Your surviving son
The Keeper of Kabus Shoutout Atlanta falcons qb legend Matt Ryan for the sick cards. The mudkip had a little scuff on it I didn’t notice when I bought, but it’s still dope. And the ereader Sally battle card sheeeeesh, it is some HEAT. Throwin dimes on the field and streams. Good deal fast shipper exact item and condition Always coming threw with the stamps !!!
Quick, Fast, and Beautiful stampking matty mudkip strikes again! The best of the best my guy right here 100/10
Great deal and did a good job of showing condition Goat streamer 🐐🔥 and fast shipping never had faster shipping in my life 🤙🏽 the king of mid era stamps strikes again! seriously one of the best, genuine likeable streamer with heat you dont see anywhere else Homies always throwin deals. Some of the sickest cards on the market. Shipping is super fast and there’s a lot of new heat every stream! /users%2F9481173%2Fstore%2Fd7f0d25c-b78a-4f90-974f-e8b84dc4722e.jpeg)