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WELCOME TO WHATNOT SCHOOL 101(Satire - not intended to offend honest sellers)1. This app is more addictive than crack. Delete it now if you like things like your credit score, your bank acct, and your house. 2. If the seller says something is “rare” it means you can find it online and they only have two. 3. If the seller says “Greattt pick up” you just overpaid. 4. If the seller is angry after you won, you got a good deal. If they quit selling that item, you got a great deal. If they end the show, you got a steal. 5. If the seller says it’s an “insane” price, odds are the price will be fairly normal and very sane. 6. You can bid yourself up! Don’t just swipe!7. The people here are kind and caring. You’ll fall in love w community❤️