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🪐 Sepsist the Scavenger — Planet Whatnot’s Premier Trash Artist🛸 Occupation: Professional junk whisperer, part-time space raccoon, full-time chaos gremlin.♻️ Specialty: Turning galactic garbage into questionable treasures (and occasionally explosions).🧲 Hobbies:Magnet fishing in radioactive puddles.Arguing with malfunctioning toasters about ethics.Hosting “Dumpster Dinner Parties” where the main course is “probably edible.”🧤 Signature Look: Patchwork armor made from lost satellites, shiny hubcaps, and one mysterious sock.💔 Fun Fact: Once traded a working jetpack for half a sandwich and no regrets.
