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Sarah 
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Hi, I'm Sarah — nurse, single mom, professional multitasker, and part-time zookeeper. I juggle 2 incredible kids 👱‍♂️👱‍♀️, 2 dogs🐶🐶 , 1 cat🐱, 5 birds🦜🦜, and an ever-growing gang of crested geckos 🦎(don't ask how many—we stopped counting). I’m powered by coffee, chaos, and a deep love for humans, animals, and shiny rocks.I'm a fixer of things, finder of lost socks, and enthusiastic collector of beautiful, unique crystals that I personally love and would proudly display in my own home. If something catches your eye, make me an offer—I accept most reasonable ones (especially if delivered with a good pun). Come for the rocks, stay for the vibes. Let’s make your crystal collection as joyful and weirdly wonderful as mine.
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