Reviews (801)Tony the green hare was the fastest runner in the meadow, and he never stopped bragging about it. He also loved smoking Newports and often took smoke breaks during the day.
One morning, Tony challenged everyone to a foot race. The only willing to compete was a grid-pattern breakfast food- Josh the Waffle.
The crowd laughed. "A waffle can't beat a hare!"
When the race started, Tony sprinted far ahead. Certain he would win, he stopped under a tree to smoke a Newport and relax. One break turned into two, and soon he fell asleep.
Meanwhile, Josh kept moving. He wasn't fast, but he never stopped. Step by step, he made his way down the course.
Tony woke up with a start and saw Josh nearing the finish line. He dropped his cigarette and ran as fast as he could, but it was too late.
Josh crossed the finish line first. The crowd cheered as Tony stood in disbelief.
From that day on, everyone remembered the race where Josh the Waffle beat Tony the hare through determination and persistence. To be a great Whatnot streamer, you have to nail the 5 Ps: Products, Prices, Personality, Pace and Predictable. Products means having a variety of items people actually want, whether it's rare games, common hammers, or niche gems. Prices matter because buyers love deals, and low starts create excitement and keep people engaged. Personality is what makes viewers come back. Being funny, knowledgeable, quirky, emotional, energetic, or just uniquely yourself gives people a reason to stay beyond the items for sale. Pace is the heartbeat of a stream. Keep things moving, maintain momentum, and respect that viewers' time is valuable. Predictabe, Viewers love knowing what they're walking into. Consistent start times, same level Products, Prices, Personality, Pace, Over time, that consistency turns random buyers into regulars. A great streamer doesn't have to be perfect in every category, but the more of the Ps you master, the more your stream feels like an event instead of just another auction. THE GREEN HARE NAILS ALL OF THE ABOVE 💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚💚🟢🥬🐇🥬🐇🥬🟢💚 .🎭. It doesn’t matter what you buy from this guy,the packaging is next level,I bought a magazine and it was packaged perfectly,very impressive Amazing giveaway thank you 🙏 well over the top… gonna look amazing on my sticker board…!!! I am extremely satisfied with this purchase. The product arrived on time, was well-packaged, and matched the description perfectly. The quality exceeded my expectations. I would definitely recommend this seller to anyone looking for cool stuff. Overall, a great buying experience! If you’re into retro games, nostalgia, and great vibes, there’s honestly no better show on Whatnot than TheGreenHare. You can immediately tell that keeping gaming nostalgia alive and bringing real passion to the community is what matters most here. Every show feels different, with fresh inventory and unique finds you just won’t see anywhere else.
Whether you’re hunting for classic games, rare collectibles, or just want a fun stream to hang out in every week, The Green Hare always delivers. The energy is great, the atmosphere is welcoming, and there’s always something exciting popping up. If you’re looking for a new go-to Whatnot show with amazing vibes and fantastic items, look no further than The Green Hare. Thanks Tony!!! fantastic will definitely be buying more graded games in the future! awesome seller thank you!! A++ simply put I cannot be happier with my purchase. greenhare has absolutely the best shows and if you haven't been to one then you are truly missing out. 5 stars all the way The best, period, always and forever :) dude has high quality games, amazing prices and chill streams. A++ service Thank you! Love your lives. the most unique graded games on the app highly recommend you catch every show Sunday nights Backstage after another sold out sealed graded game stream, chaos swirled around Tony like a florida hurricane. Fans screamed from every direction while reporters pushed forward with microphones and cameras flashing nonstop. Penguin footed security guards struggled to keep the crowd under control as everyone fought for a chance to get closer. Every hallway felt packed, every doorway encased. Tony's live stream at whatnot studios had turned into a maze with no exit. Wanting just a moment to breathe, Tony slipped away from the frenzy and quietly ducked into a dressing room. Outside, the noise and excitement continued to roar, but inside there was finally silence. Looking around, his eyes landed on an unusual solution waiting in the corner, a giant Green Hare costume. Without hesitation, Tony reached for it and began putting on the oversized Hare suit. Tony, now the Green Hare found an idle motorcycle near by "hopped on" and raced away like a Speed Demon. HOLIDAY 🎭 ALWAYS A GREAT STREAM always packed well. Great streams and great items Amazing giveaway. Thank you very much! Look forward to every Sunday night to see what you bring next Truly the best! I do not miss a Sunday night show!!! You never know what you’re going to see and thegreenhare is not only entertaining, but also the MOST knowledgeable person in the graded game area! Thank you so much! Best retro gaming seller on WhatNot! Honest, trustworthy, friendly, entertaining, etc. - the complete package! Best retro gaming seller on WhatNot! Honest, trustworthy, friendly, entertaining, etc. - the complete package! Great show! Fantastic inventory and fast shipping!!! Thank you again!